slowcheezhead

The bright reflection of the light On silver is the finest sight The greatest functionality A good breakfast for you and me But sometimes every now and then Disfunction occurs from within Shortage of electricity This goddamn toasters testing me It\'s time for me to make my use Of medieval toaster abuse Tear the cord from the wall with pride Device of freedom waits outside I set the toaster in its place Devious grin upon my face It spoiled the best meal of my day I\'ll catapult it far away Watching it spiral through the air I\'d like to think I even care

[Curtain goes up. Empty stage. Green Syce] WRITER: [walks on, Right] What the…? Where am I?! [wanders a bit] What is going on, what is this place? CHARACTER: [walks on, Left. Has headphones on] (singing Only Wanna Be With You) WRITER: Hey! You!! What's going on?! Where is this place?? CHARACTER: [doing a little dance] (still singing) WRITER: CRAZY GIRL!! Yoo-Hoo! Over here!! … Listen To Me!! CHARACTER: (singing still) WRITER: [Takes off slipper and throws it at CHARACTER] HEY!! CHARACTER: Oww!! [takes headphones off] What Do You Want!!?!? WRITER: I want YOU to tell ME where I am!! CHARACTER: No. WRITER: Why not!? [PROPS walks acro